Episodes

Thursday Mar 26, 2026
156: Surprisingly Well-Adjusted Young Gentlemen
Thursday Mar 26, 2026
Thursday Mar 26, 2026
John has a headache, Alison has a cold, and Liz is fine, thanks for asking.
An uncorrected transcript of this episode is available here. Please email your letters of comment to comment@octothorpecast.uk, join our Facebook group, and tag @OctothorpeCast (on Bluesky or on Mastodon) when you post about the show on social media.
Content warnings this episode: None
- Letters of comment
- Liz said “RoboCup world championship” not “RoboCop world championship”
- Alexandra Lanes (Bluesky)
- Ali Baker Brooks (Facebook)
- Ang Rosin (Facebook)
- Ed Morland (Bluesky)
- Farah Mendlesohn (Facebook)
- Fredrik V Coulter (Facebook)
- Juan Sanmiguel (email)
- Kin-Ming Looi (Facebook)
- Neil Ottenstein (Facebook)
- Paul Weimer (Bluesky, email)
- Phil Dyson (Facebook)
- Renay (email)
- We also heard from Alex Holden, Finbarr O’Reilly, Kev McVeigh, Roseanna Pendlebury, Shi Lala
- GUFF result
- Nebula Awards
- Locus
- Eastercon 2026: Iridescence
- The program is out
- You can find John here and Alison here and Liz here
- “Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Names – With Examples”
- Picks
- John: Vantage
- Alison: Slay the Spire 2
- Liz: Formula 1: Drive to Survive
- Credits
- Cover art: “Eastercon Planning” by Alison Scott
- Alt text: A black-and-white cartoon. John is behind a stack of games, saying “Games Room”; Alison is behind a stack of printers and paper, saying “Newsletter”; Liz is on a beach reading with sunglasses and a cocktail. In purple, the words “Octothorpe 156 Eastercon Planning:” appear at the top and “questioning our life choices” at the bottom.
- Theme music: “Fanfare for Space” by Kevin MacLeod (CC BY 4.0)
- Cover art: “Eastercon Planning” by Alison Scott

Thursday Mar 12, 2026
155: Ed! Ed! ED!
Thursday Mar 12, 2026
Thursday Mar 12, 2026
John is a bit rum, Alison is taking a drink, and Liz is buying beer.
An uncorrected transcript of this episode is available here. Please email your letters of comment to comment@octothorpecast.uk, join our Facebook group, and tag @OctothorpeCast (on Bluesky or on Mastodon) when you post about the show on social media.
Content warnings this episode:
- Letters of comment
- Abigail Nussbaum (email)
- Brian Nisbet (Facebook)
- Chris Garcia (email)
- Ed Morland (Bluesky)
- Elias Helfer (email)
- Florian Bailey (email)
- Paul Weimer (email)
- Scott Edelman (email)
- Tammy Coxon (Bluesky: convention sports, deduplications, staff rates)
- Trish E Matson (email)
- We also heard from DC, Farah Mendlesohn, Jonathan Baddeley, Kev McVeigh, Mike Scott, and Neil Ottenstein
- British Science Fiction Association
- Eastercon 2026: Iridescence in Birmingham
- Eastercon 2028: Bid for Birmingham by Marcus Streets
- Picks
- John: Alien and Aliens
- they’re small indie movies you probably haven’t heard of them
- Alison: Small Prophets
- Liz: Dark Winds
- John: Alien and Aliens
- Credits
- “Homunculeeses” by Alison Scott
- Alt text: Three homunculi in jars with cork toppers who look reminiscent of John, Alison and Liz. Alison’s has a little stick with a moose head on it and a cup of coffee. The jars are on a shelf. The words “Octothorpe 155” appear at the top and “Small Podcasters” at the bottom.
- “Homunculeeses” by Alison Scott
- Theme music: “Fanfare for Space” by Kevin MacLeod (CC BY 4.0)

Thursday Feb 26, 2026
154: At Least I’m Not Just Internet Shopping
Thursday Feb 26, 2026
Thursday Feb 26, 2026
John is nominating board games, Alison should read more, and Liz bought two memberships.
An uncorrected transcript of this episode is available here. Please email your letters of comment to comment@octothorpecast.uk, join our Facebook group, and tag @OctothorpeCast (on Bluesky or on Mastodon) when you post about the show on social media.
Content warnings this episode: None
- Letters of comment
- Worldcon 2026: LAcon V in Los Angeles, USA
- Staff memberships are $100
- Hugo nominations are open
- Hugo Spreadsheet of Doom
- We’re not recusing this year!
- Best Novel:
- On the Calculation of Volume I by Solvej Balle, translated by Barbara J Haveland
- A Drop of Corruption by Robert Jackson Bennett
- Beautyland by Marie-Helene Bertino
- Every Version of You by Grace Chan
- The Raven Scholar by Antonia Hodgson
- The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones
- The Dream Hotel by Laila Lalami
- Slow Gods by Claire North
- Luminous by Silvia Park
- There Is No Antimemetics Division by qntm
- We believe this is eligible because (a) the version published in 2025 is different to the previously self-published version and (b) there is precedent through Old Man’s War by John Scalzi
- When There Are Wolves Again by EJ Swift
- The Incandescent by Emily Tesh
- The Singing Hill Cycle by Nghi Vo
- The Salt Oracle by Lorraine Wilson
- Best Game/Interactive Work:
- Newfangled electric games:
- Good old-fashioned games:
- Niall Harrison’s list of Best Translated Novels
- Fan funds
- Picks
- John: Murderbot
- Alison: The UFO 50 soundtrack
- Liz: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
- Credits
- Cover art: “Alison forgot she had to do the cover” by Alison Scott
- Alt text: Text reading “OCTOTHORPE 154* *See, it’s like this. This is the first day of 2026 that hasn’t been cold, or wet, or both, so instead of doing the Octothorpe cover I went for a nice walk. And bought no board games, but a jigsaw. And did the jigsaw. Sorry.” The text is on top of a photograph of a bridge and some trees underneath a blue sky.
- Theme music: “Fanfare for Space” by Kevin MacLeod (CC BY 4.0)
- Cover art: “Alison forgot she had to do the cover” by Alison Scott

Thursday Feb 12, 2026
153: Bowling Captain Kirk for a Duck
Thursday Feb 12, 2026
Thursday Feb 12, 2026
John is volunteering, Alison is saying “no”, and Liz read her first book!
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Content warnings this episode: None
- Letters of comment
- Alexandra Lanes (Bluesky)
- Ali Baker Brown (Bluesky)
- Chris Garcia (email)
- Fiona Moore (Facebook)
- Ivan Sinha (Facebook)
- Kin-Ming Looi (Facebook)
- Kev McVeigh (Facebook)
- Paul Weimer (email)
- Roseanna Pendlebury (Bluesky)
- Scott Edelman (Bluesky)
- Tommy Ferguson (Facebook)
- We also heard from Farah Mendlesohn, Fredrik V Coulter and Mike Scott
- SMOFcon 2026: SMOFcon 43 in Lisbon, Portugal
- Worldcon 2028: Bid for Nuremberg, Germany
- Worldcon 2028: Bid for Kigali, Rwanda
- Worldcon 2029: Bid for Dublin, Ireland
- Fan funds
- Picks
- Credits
- Cover art: “Alison the White” by Alison Scott
- Alt text: A picture of Alison with white hair, wearing a white dressing gown, and wielding a staff with a moose head. John and Liz flank her. She says “Behold! I am reborn as Alison the White!” John says “That’s a bit dramatic… it’s only a haircut” and Liz says “Pretty sure that’s a dressing gown… and are you standing on a box?” The words Octothorpe 153 are at the top.
- Theme music: “Fanfare for Space” by Kevin MacLeod (CC BY 4.0)
- Cover art: “Alison the White” by Alison Scott

Thursday Jan 29, 2026
152: Slap That Fish More
Thursday Jan 29, 2026
Thursday Jan 29, 2026
John is summarising, Alison is eating, and it’s all Liz.
An uncorrected transcript of this episode is available here. Please email your letters of comment to comment@octothorpecast.uk, join our Facebook group, and tag @OctothorpeCast (on Bluesky or on Mastodon) when you post about the show on social media.
Content warnings this episode:
- Letters of comment
- Ali Baker Brooks (Bluesky)
- Chris Garcia (email)
- Duncan MacGregor (Bluesky, Mastodon)
- Farah Mendlesohn (email, Facebook)
- Jonathan Baddeley (Facebook)
- Henry Balen (email)
- Ivan Sinha (Facebook)
- Kev McVeigh (Facebook)
- Mike Scott (Facebook)
- Raj (Mastodon)
- Ron Payne (Bluesky)
- Scott Edelman (Bluesky)
- Shi Lala (Facebook)
- We also heard from Kin-Ming Looi and Steve Lockley
- Worldcon 2028: Bid for Brisbane
- Eastercon 2025: Reconnect in Belfast
- Greg Ketter of DreamHaven Books in Minneapolis has gone viral
- Picks
- Credits
- Cover art: “Be Prepared” by Alison Scott
- Alt text: John’s head and shoulders appear behind a pinkish desk as if he is the puppeteer of Sooty and Sweep (Americans, ask your British friends). Sooty is pulling on Sweep’s ear. Text at the top reads “Octothorpe 152: John is preparing for the big dust-up”.
- Theme music: “Fanfare for Space” by Kevin MacLeod (CC BY 4.0)
- Cover art: “Be Prepared” by Alison Scott

Thursday Jan 15, 2026
151: Only Ding-Dong for Good and Not for Evil
Thursday Jan 15, 2026
Thursday Jan 15, 2026
John is trying, Alison is watching a video and Liz is humming.
An uncorrected transcript of this episode is available here. Please email your letters of comment to comment@octothorpecast.uk, join our Facebook group, and tag @OctothorpeCast (on Bluesky or on Mastodon) when you post about the show on social media.
Content warnings this episode: Global inequality (letters of comment), harassment (Montreal discussion)
- Letters of comment
- Christopher J Garcia (email)
- Darin Briskman (see below)
- Fredrick V Coulter (Facebook)
- Jake Casella Brookins (Bluesky)
- Jake Casella Brookins (Bluesky) and España Sheriff
- Lilian Edwards (Facebook)
- Meg MacDonald (Facebook)
- Paul Weimer (email)
- Renay (see below)
- Tammy Coxen (Bluesky)
- Tommy Ferguson (emails)
- We also heard from Ali Baker Brooks, Brina Nisbet, Farah Mendlesohn, Ivan Sinha, Kev McVeigh, Mike Scott
- Smofcon 42
- Worldcon 2027: Montréal
- They got a website!
- The organisation chart
- A list of blogs on the René Walling harassment incident
- Genevieve Valentine’s original report
- Worldcon 2026: LAcon V in Los Angeles
- Join by 31 January to nominate in the Hugo Awards
- Hugo Awards
- Picks
- Credits
- Cover art: “Three Lions Relaxing” by Liz Batty
- Alt text: Three lions photographed on a safari in Kenya, with glasses photoshopped onto two of them to make them look very slightly more like John and Alison. The top has words reading “Octothorpe 151” and the bottom has words reading “Definitely not about the cricket”. It is unclear why, because John edited all the cricket out.
- Theme music: “Fanfare for Space” by Kevin MacLeod (CC BY 4.0)
- Cover art: “Three Lions Relaxing” by Liz Batty

Thursday Dec 18, 2025
150: I Would Describe Them As European
Thursday Dec 18, 2025
Thursday Dec 18, 2025
John doesn’t want to pass out, Alison is a wuss, but Liz doesn’t think it’s gratuitous.
An uncorrected transcript of this episode is available here. Please email your letters of comment to comment@octothorpecast.uk, join our Facebook group, and tag @OctothorpeCast (on Bluesky or on Mastodon) when you post about the show on social media.
Content warnings this episode: Gore and vampirism (Liz’s pick)
- Letters of comment
- Chris Barkley got his Hugo Award!
- Smofcon 2025: Smofcon 42 in Stockholm, Sweden
- The Q&A
- Videos of the Q&A on YouTube
- Smofcon 2026: Smofcon 43 in Lisbon, Portugal
- The Worldcons that presented:
- 2026: LAcon V in Los Angeles, USA
- 2027: Montreal, Canada
- 2028:
- Brisbane, Australia
- Nuremberg, Germany
- Kigali, Rwanda
- 2029: Dublin, Ireland
- 2030: Edmonton, Canada
- 2031: Texas, USA
- 2032: Nantes, France
- 2033: No interest
- 2034: Glasgow, Scotland
- 2035: Poland
- Unknown: Czechia
- The Q&A
- Picks
- John: Your Wish is My Command by Deena Mohamed
- Alison: The Lost Nose by John Sladek
- Sort of collected in Maps: The Uncollected John Sladek by John Sladek
- Liz: The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones
- Credits
- Cover art: “Alison is Still Obsessed with Ukuleles” by Alison Scott
- Alt text: A Mahalo Flying V, an Uma Blue Pineapple, and a Brunswick soprano are hanging on a Christmas tree beneath the words “Octothorpe 150”.
- Theme music: “Fanfare for Space” by Kevin MacLeod (CC BY 4.0)
- Cover art: “Alison is Still Obsessed with Ukuleles” by Alison Scott

Thursday Dec 04, 2025
149: Real-Time Toilet Monitoring
Thursday Dec 04, 2025
Thursday Dec 04, 2025
John is going to Smofcon, Alison has FOMO, and Liz is a horrible person.
An uncorrected transcript of this episode is available here. Please email your letters of comment to comment@octothorpecast.uk, join our Facebook group, and tag @OctothorpeCast (on Bluesky or on Mastodon) when you post about the show on social media.
Content warnings this episode: None
- Letters of comment
- Andreas Davour (email)
- Chris Garcia (email)
- Ed Morland (BlueSky on 147, 148)
- Emily January (email)
- Karen Schaffer (email)
- Paul Weimer (email)
- We also heard from Alan Fleming, Ali Baker Brooks, Andrew Thompson, Brian Nisbet, Bridget Bradshaw, DC, Duncan MacGregor, Ivan Sinha, Jan Harley, Kev McVeigh, Malcolm Hutchison, Mike Scott, Neil Ottenstein, Shi Lala, and Tommy Ferguson
- Famous Belgians: Simon Stevin
- Smofcon 2025: Smofcon 42 in Stockholm, Sweden
- Novacon 2026: Novacon 55 in Buxton
- Picks
- John: The Truman Show
- Alison: Pluribus
- Liz: The Summer War by Naomi Novik
- Credits
- Cover art: ”Archaeologists“ by Alison Scott
- Alt text: John and Alison, dressed in clothes reminiscent of The Mummy, look down some stairs upon Liz’s tomb, in which her skeleton still holds her Hugo Award, framed by stonework. The words “Octothorpe 149” appear at the top of the image.
- Theme music: “Fanfare for Space” by Kevin MacLeod (CC BY 4.0)
- Cover art: ”Archaeologists“ by Alison Scott

Thursday Nov 20, 2025
148: I’m With Liz
Thursday Nov 20, 2025
Thursday Nov 20, 2025
John, Alison, and stunt Liz Emily Tesh are live from Novacon 54!
An uncorrected transcript of this episode is available here. Please email your letters of comment to comment@octothorpecast.uk, join our Facebook group, and tag @OctothorpeCast (on X or on Mastodon or on Bluesky) when you post about the show on social media.
Content warnings this episode: It’s a live recording!
- Thanks to Emily Tesh for being our stunt Liz!
- Visit Stow Shirts for all your Octothorpe merchandise needs
- Picks
- Credits
- Cover art: “Live from Novacon” by Steven Cain and Alison Scott
- Alt text: Emily Tesh, John, and Alison stand in front of a suspiciously purple background which may indicate that the real background has been subtracted by nefarious photo editing. The words “Octothorpe 148 Live from Novacon” are overlaid.
- Theme music: “Fanfare for Space” by Kevin MacLeod (CC BY 4.0)
- Cover art: “Live from Novacon” by Steven Cain and Alison Scott

Thursday Nov 06, 2025
147: What? What?! No!
Thursday Nov 06, 2025
Thursday Nov 06, 2025
John is ready, Alison had forgotten, and Liz is surprised.
An uncorrected transcript of this episode is available here. Please email your letters of comment to comment@octothorpecast.uk, join our Facebook group, and tag @OctothorpeCast (on Bluesky or on Mastodon) when you post about the show on social media.
Content warnings this episode: Animal torture (letters of comment)
- Letters of comment
- 2025 Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction
- LAcon V opens Hugo Awards Base Contest
- 36th Galaxy Awards
- Tianwen Awards
- BKK Comics Art Festival #4
- Asian Board Games Festival (ABGF)
- Picks
- Star Wars is being properly remastered?
- Credits
- Cover art: “Nepal Spotter’s Guide” by Paul Weimer (text by Alison Scott)
- Alt text: A photograph of the mountains of Nepal with text overlaid, reading “Octothorpe 147 Official Octothorpe Nepal Identification Guide* (*apparently never gets old)** (** Liz might like to go to a comics con there)”.
- Theme music: “Fanfare for Space” by Kevin MacLeod (CC BY 4.0)
- Cover art: “Nepal Spotter’s Guide” by Paul Weimer (text by Alison Scott)

